Trick or Treat

Grunt H20 Lube

Grunt H2O Lube

Silky Smooth H2O Lube

8.2 ounces of surprisingly thick and slippery lube to keep things sliding smoothly. Paraben free, this lube won’t stain the sheets and everything else it gets on. Water-based lube is particularly good for solo activity and for use with sex toys. Grunt H2O Lube contains non-toxic and gentle glycerin, so apply liberally for best results.

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Hugh Hefner Smoking Jacket Plus Costume

Hefner Costume

Get Swanked

Classic debonair look with a black pipe to boot. Features a red smoking jacket with black trim, “Playboy” logo on the back, matching red belt, and black pipe. Perfect for high-profile parties at your mansion or just lounging around reading Nietschze while you hit up on a stud who would like some more Foie gras.

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Wet Look Long Gloves for Men

Black Opera Gloves

For Doms With Dirty Hands

Soft, over-elbow black Opera gloves for that special someone you love to dominate. The wet look makes the sensory experience all the more pleasurable. Soft lining with a smooth finish. Handwash only. One size fits all.

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Scottish Tawse


Keep Him Inline

There is nothing like the whack of school strap to maintain discipline and order, not to mention rank and position. Applied liberally to the palms of the hand, the tawse was the bane of Scottish students until it was banned in 1982 by the European Court of Human Rights. This is a two-tailed tawse, made out of sturdy leather to give it a distinctive sound as it stinks the flesh.

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Guilllotine Hood

Guillotine Hood

Let Them Eat Cake

A little “off with their head” fun in your private dungeon. A nylon drawstring in the back ensures a tight fit while slits in front provide air for breathing. One size fits all.

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Scottish Kilt Costume

Highlander Costume

What You Got On Underneath?

A true highlander, munching on haggis with plenty of fresh air to keep the blood circulating. Costume comes with plaid pleated kilt with attached sash, matching hat, belt with bag, and 2 garters with matching plaid ties.

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Rocky Horror Picture Show-Riff Raff Costume

Riff Raff Costume

It’s Astounding

Time is fleeting. Madness takes it toll. Let’s do the time warp again and again. Costume includes: black tailcoat, white shirt front, pants, spats and fingerless gloves. Wig sold separately. Shoes not included. Official licensed product from Twentieth Century Fox.

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Mad Hatter Costume

Mad Hatter

You used to be much more…”muchier.”

There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, your are. This year wear the hat to prove it.

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Hot Dog Adult Costume

Model Wearing Hot Dog Costume

Eat Me

Nothing says eat me like a hot dog costume. Long, dripping mustard tie. Hard, toasty bun. Trick or treat

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Super Sperm Adult Men’s Costume

Man dressed up as a sperm cell

Checked your count lately?

Faster than a premature ejaculation, able to penetrate any closed orifice, it’s Super Sperm.

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Snake Charmer Adult Costume

Snake Charmer Costume

Shake That Snake!

You had better keep blowing on that horn because what’s coming out of your pants is deadly. Actually, moving the horn is the important thing, because the snake can’t hear a thing.

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TSA Stip Search Man Costume

Strip Search Man Costume

Are we out of gloves?

Nothing gets by you without a squeeze or a poke. Strip them down to nothing and make sure there is nothing hidden. Hey, it’s your job, and you have to make sure these years Halloween party goes off without a hitch or clothing for that matter.

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