Well, at least it’s covered and out of the rain. Advertise, don’t deny with a pitchin a tent t-shirt.
There is nothing like the feel of a pole in your hand… the sudden jerk, followed by yanks and pulls until you land the big one in an explosion of white churning fury. Get out the tape measure for this t-shirt.
Some of us like to spank monkeys, while others like to beat up on meat. Then there are those who like to flog hogs, logs, and even bishops. This t-shirt is for those who prefer to choke chickens. Don’t cross the road without it.
You know your a master when you can bust a woody with a single flip of your wrist. This is a t-shirt for professional bators. Wear it with Pride. You’ve earned it.
The answer is simple. Shave your balls for yourself and avoid one-way streets leading to existential dead ends. Whatever you do, don’t suck on anything that makes you sick. This t-shirt goes great with our Ball Shaver and a Weener Kleener soap ring.
Don’t just feel like a dickhead, look like one. The hairy balls on this t-shirt really accentuate your head, giving you an unforgettable dickhead look. Of course, if your dick happens to be in someone’s mouth, this t-shirt has a whole different meaning.
There are somethings are too big to hide. This t-shirt says it all and then some.
A dick is a dick is a dick, and then there is a big dick. This is a big dick. Show some big dick pride with this black penis t-shirt.
Using the wrong bait you can find yourself up a creek without a paddle. Show the newbies how to hook the big one with this Master Baiter t-Shirt.