Masturbation Lubricant

Albolene, Masturbation Cream

Rating: 3.3/5 (111 votes cast)
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Simply The Best

Hands down, or up for that matter, nothing beats Albolene. A perfect blend of paraffin, mineral oil, and petrolatum, Albolene possesses unrivaled qualities as a masturbation cream. No matter what the stroke rate, the smooth glide will keep you coming back for more.

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Power Glide Male Masturbation Arousal Gel

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Power Glide From Him retail package

Don’t just beat your meat, Tenderize It!

Power Glide is a slippery smooth masturbation gel that uses liposomes to deliver sensation enhancing nutrients directly into the bloodsteam. It’s effect is dramatic and can last for up to an hour.

Grunt H20 Lube

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Grunt H2O Lube

Silky Smooth H2O Lube

8.2 ounces of surprisingly thick and slippery lube to keep things sliding smoothly. Paraben free, this lube won’t stain the sheets and everything else it gets on. Water-based lube is particularly good for solo activity and for use with sex toys. Grunt H2O Lube contains non-toxic and gentle glycerin, so apply liberally for best results.

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Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream

Rating: 4.0/5 (4 votes cast)
Tube of Stroke 29

From the makers of Gun Oil, so you know it’s field tested and proven. Goes on thick and creamy, and by stroke 29 you’ll be in the grove and feeling fine. Heat changes the texture and feel of Stoke 29 Masturbation Cream, making each yank better than the last. Strip it down and lube it…

Eros Lube

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3 cans of Eros Lube

Discover the pleasure and see why millions of people have made Eros their lube of choice. The super-concentrated Original Eros Body Glide brings German technology and quality to a personal level. Eros is super-slippery and long-lasting, it won

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Wet Warming Lubricant

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Warm Wet Lube

Gently heats upon contact with your skin. Apply as needed, this lubricant will also moisturizes and will easily wash away with water.

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Cum Lube

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Looks Like Real Cum

Forget the face cleaner. Get a man’s lube. Cum hard, cum often with Cum Lube.

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Egg Lotion

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Tenga Egg Lube

Tenga Egg Rejuvenation

This water-base masturbation lubricant from Tenga is a perfect fit for the egg, flip, and 3D products. It’s clear, fragrance free, and has a smooth non-sticky texture. Use it on all your sex toys or to enhance a good old-fashion hand job.

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Spunk Lube

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Lube Up With Spunk

Spunk Lube is a silicon-based masturbation lube with a clean natural feel. Spunk comes in 3 unique blends: hybrid, pink, and pure silicon. Hybrid Spunk a toy safe mixture of water-based and silicon lube that’s is white and creamy. Looks like the real thing. Pink Spunk is a toy safe glycerin free water-based silicon lube that has a great texture and a color that say’s I am just having fun. Pure Silicon Spunk is smooth, slippery, and won’t leave behind any stains. It has an incredible feel, is toy safe, and won’t harm latex.

Tom Of Finland Fisting Cream

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Tom Of Finland Fisting Cream

Numbs and Lubricates

Tom of Finland’s fisting formula provides that bit extra needed to take in huge objects in the pursuit of intense sensation. It super-lubricates and contains a touch of lidocaine to help deaden any pain and discomfort. A fistful will do you right.

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TOF Rawhide Leather Lube

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TOF Rawhide Lube

The Smell Of Leather

There is nothing quite like the smell of leather when you’re pounding your guy. Tom of Finland’s rawhide leather scented lube smells like hard working men ready to get the job done. Cut ’em out and Ride ’em in.

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Gun Oil Silicone-Based Masturbation Lubricant

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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Oiled & Ready To Fire

Based upon the formula used in CLP (a lube used by soldiers), Gun Oil is a slick, stimulating silicone-based lubricant that won’t chaff or irritate. It will provide a long-lasting feel with just a little application. It is made of the highest grade silicone (Dimethicone), hypoallergenic and won’t stain fabrics.

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